Tutte Le Mie Scarpe : Not Rated

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Not Rated –Hot Spot, Black

Captain’s Log, Star date: 04102011, Janerello Sector.

Day 23 of the 300+ day mission, and I’m beginning to get a little overwhelmed…can I complete the mission in the allotted time? Do I have enough resources? Shoes? Check! Boots? Check! Sandals? Check! So many shoes …so many styles …so many colors …duplicates…triplicates…~~quadruplets~~…~~quadrupeds~~…quadriceps? Will the madness ever end?

Captain?

Yes, Ensign?

In coming transmission, Captain.

On screen…yes, Admiral Uhuru.

Captain…Star Fleet has just received word that Cruise Ships have left the Mediterranean Sector and should be docking in the Catania Sector within the week. You are in the nearest Star System at only 15 light years away. At warp speed you should be able to make it to the Porto Quadrant by Tuesday. You and your crew are expected to rendezvous with Star Ship Ustica at 1100 hours, board and assume control of the vessel for the next week. We realize you are facing an enormous challenge and will have many obstacles overcome…naturally this task will put your mission in jeopardy. But we have every confidence you can stay on track and complete your mission successfully. Good Luck to you Captain. You have your orders. Any questions?

Yes Admiral, just one…I’ve got Clingons on the starboard bow…how do I get them off?